A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
fuckin morphed into usian bolt
why was that kid just standing in front of the damn car???
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat
Finally got a new bar for my industrial piercing